Memories of Melnovia
OK see that little tiny speck in the central area of the picture? The peninsula on the lower left is almost pointing at it. That is Melnovia, courtesy of my photoshop. It is a small island off the coast of Africa. And yes, it is an island of puppets. And yes, it is the most deadly place on earth.
OK side note, it wouldn't be fair to continue without giving props to one person who is instrumental in the resurrection of Russell after the Olympic Youth Camp fiasco: Joe Grimaldi, a friend who really encouraged me to continue doing Russell. He kinda did CPR and kept him from the coffin, and he doesn't forget to remind me once in a while. And I am OK with that.
The Memoir of Melnovia
Don't ask me how I came up with the name Melnovia. You ever just spit out words and they come out funny, but they almost sound like a place or a real word? That's what Melnovia is. And the word, "memoir," that's just cool sounding in a movie title. So "The Chronicles of Russell: The Memoirs of Melnovia" sounded like the coolest title for a movie.
It's the sequel to the Clone and Puppet Saga, where Russell is living his life still, but his clone is after this Memoir that he is trying to get for the CIA, but the puppet Roger is hot on his trail. From there chaos ensues. Russell teams up with his Clone to keep the Memoir from getting into the wrong hands, and then Roger comes to get the Memoir, takes Billy Hostage, and then gets taken hostage himself by Russell. The Russell interrogation scene with Roger is probably one of the most interesting scenes I ever shot. My mother in law would not stop laughing at it.
So anyway, Russell finds out that the Memoir leads to the Diamond of Chopah Doi, which whoever has that gets the sword of Menga Moi, and whoever gets that, gets to be king of Melnovia. And Randall wants the Memoir of course, so he breaks out of the prison in Indonesia and comes back for it. That scene was fun becuase I got to go to a location and shoot, The Fort in Fort Dodge, IA. I got to use their old prison to make it look like an Indonesian prison and it worked well. I lost a pair of teeth there, which was annoying, but whatever. Anywho, Russell reluctantly agrees to become King of Melnovia and destroys the Memoir, which doesn't matter because Roger had the Diamond inside him, and so then Randall rips it out of him and then it looks like the world is his for the taking. But Russell and his Clone team up, but during the whole thing we find out that Russell's clone wanted to be King, but he's been on the run from the CIA (Played by Josh Martyn from Forgiven Films and Jason Dover) and he is supposed to turn the Memoir over to them to avoid prosecution for helping Randall in the Clone and Puppet Saga. Yeah yeah I know, confusing.
Moving on, Russell and Clone engage Randall and his ninjas for an all out battle for the diamond, and to rescue Roger and Billy. They encounter GEC, a genetically enhanced clone. And they defeat him with a plunger. How else do you defeat a genetically enhanced clone? And they defeat Randall to reclaim the diamond, and Russell relinquishes the diamond so his Clone can become king. How nice huh?
Any way, that's Melnovia in a nutshell. By far the largest project I have ever done, and I got my Proscores in the middle of the project and had so much of the film done with movie soundtracks, so a lot of it is non copyrighted and I unable to post it on Youtube. Or be sure we would be having a Russell marathon right now. We kinda are, but on a smaller scale. I do want to reshoot the film, and make it into a Youtube mini series, along with all of the Chronicles. "Initiation" is getting a little pushed out but that is going to be the relaunch of the Chronicles and from there I would like to reshoot everything. Not for fame, but for fun. Like I said you either like Russell or hate him. You can do either and it won't affect me in the least because the character makes me laugh and I love him. He's the worst and best of me and he is probably a coping mechanism too but I enjoy doing Russell, even if he is considered the dumbest character alive. I always said I would stop doing Russell after the Clone and Puppet Saga, but I just couldn't. I still can't.
Side not before we do "To be continued..." do you want to know how to make a ninja mask? Take a short sleeve shirt and position the hole that your head goes into around your eyes, then tie the sleeves back behind your head. Boom. You are a ninja.
Next time: Russell gets into the ministry.








